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Carndom

 Safe Driving
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We've all seen the pathetic "car bra"... A non-stylish contraption in black vinyl, wrapped around the nose of some overpriced sports shitheap like a cheap latex suit on a FemDom mistress.

No more: The Carndom is an ultraclear polymer sheath, shrinkwrapped to the front portion of the car, so the colour shows through, dirt just falls away, and pebbles and bugs make no mark on the penis substitute of your dreams.

Also available in ribbed (for the new, hyperslippery surface layer disruption effect) and luminescent, for those who enjoy doing it at night.

'Sheer' Driving Pleasure.

—UnaBubba, Jul 07 2003

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       Should go good with those UV undercarriage lights.
—RayfordSteele, Jul 07 2003
   

       Yeah... And a "DOOF DOOF" stereo. You got the picture.
—UnaBubba, Jul 07 2003
   

       Cleartastic, which TomBomb refers to is quite good & what I'll use on the penis substitute of my dreams when travelling to bug-filled places.
—thumbwax, Jul 07 2003
   

       You own one?
—UnaBubba, Jul 08 2003
   

       I read somewhere that if you put a normal condom in hot water it will fit over a phone box, maybe if you really heated one up that would work here?
—itchynads, Jul 12 2003
   

       I never felt good about leaving my car in a parking garage, I 'spose the carndom is what I need to keep it from getting something nasty from those *other* cars.
—sartep, Jul 13 2003
   

       Fully baked im afraid. Diamondbright protection?? transparent protective layers for cars.
—nickW, Jul 13 2003
   

       You're kidding me, [nickW]. That's not a removable layer that you can roll off and discard when you've, uh... sated your need to drive really hard.
—UnaBubba, Jul 13 2003
   

       For an idea that started off as a pun, this has really gone all the way. I guess it deserves a croissant for you to consume, after your post-driving cigarette of course. BTW, it is good to see you practice safe driving.
—Canuck, Jul 14 2003
   

       Thank you. Some credit should go to UnaMomma, who observed that a peel off clear latex cover would make cars a lot easier to wash. The name came later
—UnaBubba, Jul 14 2003
   
      
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