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I have a carpet rake. That ought to do it. |
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Sounds like a job that could be accomplished by an ambitious Roomba hack. |
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"Mummy, mummy, the aliens have been on the loungeroom floor!" |
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"Shut up son, that's just your father, scrubbing his bum on the floor to get rid of worms, again." |
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I spilled some cider on my shag carpet today and I was thinking along the same vein as I tried to scrub the carpet. It would be quite funny. |
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You have a special carpet, just for shagging? |
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....and don't forget to leave your windows open so they can get in your house. |
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my friend mows crop circles into her
lawn. but this, this brings the war back
home! bun! |
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"Yes, it's my grandmother's shag carpet, its the only thing she left me when she passed away." |
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[half], that anno cracked me up. Instantly, a picture of a demonic Roomba with red eyes and maybe a belt of spikes around the outside trimming the carpet while chasing one of those small annoying dogs around the house popped into my head. That just made my day, thank you. |
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I think that sentence needs some commas or something, but I'm too tired to be able to figure out where. Good 'nuff. |
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"Your grandmother's shag carpet? Will those stains come out, or are they historically significant?" |
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