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Cathouse
Warm in winter; cool in summer.
 
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Cats always lay up in the coolest spot in summer. Likewise, they always find the cosiest warm spot, in winter.

The Cathouse is not what you first thought... it's a house that saves energy consumption by turning its best insulated surface towards the sun in summer and allowing better heat retention in winter.

But wait! There's more! When a storm or natural disaster threatens then your house folds up non-essential rooms and migrates out of harm's way.

Oh yeah, if you ring now you'll not only get the steak knives, we'll also through in a GPS location system so you can find your house again, at the end of a day's work or a month's vacation.

NB This is not to be confused with a trailer park "home". This model does NOT have a tornado magnet fitted as standard equipment, for instance.


UnaBubba, Sep 21 2005

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       Not a fan of this to be honest. House hunting is something that need not be a regular occurance.

hidden truths, Sep 21 2005
  

       What if your house is hunting you? Let's say you sell it and it decides it wants you back? Mwahahahahahaha!

UnaBubba, Sep 21 2005
  
      
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