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The Celebrity Cookbook is dedicated to those famous, and infamous, people to whom we owe a culinary debt of gratitude or vengeance for the part they have played in our lives.
Inclusion in the cookbook is dependent upon the whim of the editor. For instance, Calista Flockhart gets a whole page, with
a photoshopped image of her standing beside a giant stick of celery.
Adolf Hitler beside a woodfire pizza oven
Jamie Oliver with a pressed tongue
Liz Taylor with a veritable smorgasbord of delights
Jutta, posed in the now famous American Beauty style, with a thousand half baked croissants.
Recipes, frowned upon, are available upon request.
Cannibal Cookbook
http://www.retreats...islands/cancook.htm
How To Cook For Forty Humans [DeathNinja, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Rice-Krispie Treat Effigies
http://www.halfbake..._20Treat_20Effigies
My boss as a giant rice-krispie treat [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Former Mayor Giuliani on a big apple. |
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Homsar next to a cup of coffee
and a bushel of peaches. |
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Oh sorry, that's 35.239072 liters
of peaches to anyone who asks. + |
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I thought Jutta was framed by beer goggles. |
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Apparently we've all been framed, in this place. It's a conspiracy of the willing. |
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obl on a big apple crumble. |
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I thought this would be instructions on how to properly cook celebrities.
I can't imagine Calista Flockhart making a very satisfying meal. But that stalk of celery on the other hand...
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Calista is a little gamey, but I think she could season a stew. |
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It had crossed my mind to actually cook the celebrities, but I couldn't bear the thought of braising Jutta with fava beans, and a nice Chianti. |
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I thought this would be instructions on how to properly cook celebrities.
I can't imagine Calista Flockhart making a very satisfying meal. But that stalk of celery on the other hand... |
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maybe this could work, but i suggest leaving out the hitler thing because any reference to the holocaust is a pretty big buzz kill. seriously, ew. |
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this is great - i can see E! entertainment and all the glossy magazines doing recipes on what to expect when serving (literally) their favourite stars. |
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