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Celebrity Stools

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Famous people sell their own feces to the highest bidder on Ebay. Jennifer Aniston's movement circa Pitt era may fetch a high price as would a 'full-bodied Britney' packaged inside one of her range of recently released perfume bottles.
benfrost, Jan 21 2006

Manzoni http://home.sprynet...mindweb/maincan.htm
[benfrost, Jan 21 2006]

The first bid of $200.00for a Paris Hilton, urine soaked rag was declined by the cabby. http://www.irishexa...7yx4&n=138487115&x=
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 21 2006]

I would have turned it down too. I mean if Shatner's gall stone can fetch $25000.00 then that rag should go for a fortune. http://trekkers.se/...nytt.shtml&lines=25
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 21 2006]

celebrity guaranteed to give you the runs http://www.drgillianmckeith.com/
[po, Jan 21 2006]

better explanatory link http://www.guardian...980,1285600,00.html
Is she really that bad? I'm glad. [po, Jan 21 2006]

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       I must be spending too much time here - as soon as I saw the title, I knew who it was by and what it would be about.   

       At least the stools wouldn't stink, because these are *celebrities*.   

       The rarest one would be a Patsy (Ab Fab Patsy), since she hasn't had a movement since 1974.
ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 21 2006
  

       I saw it. I understood it. I prayed I was wrong. I wasn't. Why can't you just stalk celebrities like a normal person?
hidden truths, Jan 21 2006
  

       Scatologically speaking, it seems to me that so-called *celebrities* have been pedalling their shit far too much and for far too long already... No, scratch that... I think they should ALL go into business, and flood the supermarkets with the stuff... Let me think this through... yup, Every shelf quite literally littered (sorry) with every brand. Then let the normal rules of supply and demand sort it out.   

       Funny, I thought [Copro] would jump on this one.   

       Don't forget to check the Sell-By date.   

       [Large spiral shaped and then canned bun]
Dub, Jan 21 2006
  

       //Funny, I thought [Copro] would jump on this one// Headfirst?
coprocephalous, Jan 21 2006
  

       This is too gross even for me.
21 Quest, Jan 21 2006
  

       Ben's ten, again.
bristolz, Jan 21 2006
  

       Ridiculous of course, because we all know that celebrities don't poo.
jonthegeologist, Jan 21 2006
  

       I want to be rich like Paris. That way, if I behave in an embarrassing and grossly unsociable manner, instead of hiding under a rock until people have forgiven me I could just hire some goons to threaten everyone.
wagster, Jan 21 2006
  

       Wouldn't it be rather difficult and/or time consuming to prove which time period a particular poo was from?
PollyNo9, Jan 21 2006
  

       [po] I notice from her Pressroom that the good Dr been published in all the top medical journals.   

       [2 fries]Ha! That taxi driver's taking the piss!
Dub, Jan 21 2006
  

       Hmm... would there be a description of what the "celebrity" ate roughly 12 to 14 hours before excreting my well thought out gift? "Yes my Darling sweetheart... It is shit.... I bought you shit for your birthday..No No No, Don't open it... Its Vegan, Joaquin Phoenix's shit. it smells awful"
Dumb But Tough, Jan 21 2006
  

       this is horrible.
shinobi, Jan 22 2006
  
      
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