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Chicken Little shrugged into the breastplate, before slipping his fine, roosterly head into the helmet.
At last, he was ready. He stepped outside and paraded boldly across the busy road, safe in the knowledge his armour would protect him. He could feel his powerful thighs growing stronger every
time he walked anywhere whilst wearing his shiny, steel suit.
Once on the other side, he realised that the only chink, so to speak, was now the neck section. Chicken Little wondered how he could make it light enough to wear yet strong enough to resist a blow from an axe.
Duck Armour
http://fxb.worth100...53997/medieval-duck
Easily adaptable to chickens. [DrBob, Nov 06 2009]
Minimal Cover
http://fx.worth1000...1795/armored-chicks
For the youngsters. [DrBob, Nov 06 2009]
Rooster strutting about, resplendent in mediaeval armour
http://www.mceran-a...rtfolio_chicken.htm
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 07 2009]
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Hmmm - not sure what this is about... It's arguably preferable though to what I thought the idea behind the misread title of this idea was ("Chicken Amour"). |
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The sky is calling! The sky is calling! |
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Some people believe they are what they appear to be. Others believe they are defined by what they appear not to be. Chicken Little will soon have some poultry band of followers. |
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wonder what KFC will make of this (also, what medication UB is on these days :) ) |
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Don't forget to include a shoulder-mounted protective yolk. |
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Would this be classed as a Shell Suit ? |
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// what medication UB is on these days // |
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Intravenous Chablis, by the sound of it. |
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//misread title of this idea was ("Chicken Amour").// or even chic in armour... |
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I like the idea of roosters strutting about, resplendent in mediaeval armour. |
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I'm not convinced that armour would help a chicken
cross the road. A jet pack might be a bit more
practical as a survival technique ... |
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Voting by proxy here, for all the vegetarians in the
world, we have to save the chicken. SAVE the
chicken. |
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Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road to have sex with THAT CHICKEN. |
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//I like the idea of roosters strutting about, resplendent in
mediaeval armour.// |
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Ubie, if I were ever going to worry about anything, that
would come somewhere on my list. |
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Not as bad as the three metre tall Walnut Whips with tentacles, though....... |
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That link [2fries], that link. Hahahahahhhaa______ |
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