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Chicken Head Cooling Towers

Disguise power station cooling towers as giant chicken heads
 
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To lessen their unsightly appearance, remodel power station cooling towers to resemble giant chicken heads.[1] And then in order to prevent aircraft from crashing into them at night, light them up with flashing red eyes.

[1] This may not actually be less unsightly

prufrax, Aug 27 2017

Chickentown https://www.youtube...watch?v=mF4xtdSdMmY
The supreme John Cooper Clarke (warning for those with delicate language preferences) [xenzag, Aug 27 2017]

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       Perhaps there should be a new category for chicken-head modifications.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 27 2017
  

       yes, it's clearly about to be the new bacon mime ninja pirate custard...
prufrax, Aug 27 2017
  

       Chicken-head hoodies.   

       Chicken-head condoms.   

       Chicken-head hats for earthworms.   

       The possibilities are unlimitless.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 27 2017
  

       I'm all in favour of fitting chicken heads to everything, and happy to have launched a new and exciting trend, affording many opportunities for uselful, and more importantly, uselsss inventions. For anthem see last link.
xenzag, Aug 27 2017
  

       And, best of all, a cheap source of chicken heads is already available!
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 27 2017
  

       There's even one in the Whitehouse - oh wait that one's a headless chicken and not a chicken head.
xenzag, Aug 27 2017
  
      
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