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I used to repossess cars. In my years of doing that job I was only ever attacked and bitten by dogs twice. Both times were by chihuahuas.
These alien invaders, with their radar-dish ears and 359-degree-vision-bulging-eyes are neither natural nor really related to dogs. They are merely living proof
that the first dog in space was impregnated by aliens and the Russians never dared tell anyone.
But, I digress... Chihuahuas, like rats and pigeons and feral cats, breed at an astonishing rate, forming gigantic supercolonies of abnormally aggressive creatures that are the landborne equivalent of angry piranha schools.
Converting a paintball gun, to fire meatballs, allows the individuals who must regularly deal with these proto-canine menaces to defend themselves.
For those instances where the infestation is beyond control, the addition of a snail bait pellet to each meatball should do the trick.
NB This will work on any dog, but chihuahuas are the dog flavour of the day.
One for baboons
Fruit_20Salad_20Blunderbuss
shameless [skinflaps, Jun 01 2006]
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The chihuahua - the world's favourite breed of punting dog. Designed to be drop-kicked + |
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[phlish]: i have devastating scars that say otherwise. bun. |
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... and they, like, never land on their feet. + |
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There is a movement to rehabilitate chihuahuas and return them to the wild, where they naturally run in packs and pull down wild horses for food. |
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Without even glancing at [mooms] anno I couldn't help but think of a burly antipodean doing his best to put the said chihuahua into space... with his boot. I refer to all of these canine vermin as 'drop-goals'. |
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let's all laugh at ways of attacking/killing/
hurting/making fun of animals..... (sound
of loud snoring whilst still awake) |
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I don't necessarily want to hurt them, [xenxag]. My steadfast opposition to pest species is here on display for all to see. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that chihuahuas are the forerunners of an alien invasion, as I said. |
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As for the assertion they don't form hives... you have to see them for yourselves. They hunt in packs, each one inflicting tiny but painful puncture marks wherever they bite. Even a modest swarm can bring down a grown man. |
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//Africanized Chihuahuas// |
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Yes, mating them with Hyenas was a masterstroke of evil genius, even if I say so myself. |
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Hey, UB - move to Texas - lots of Chihuahuas down here. Swarms of them. |
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Wait till they start breeding with cockroaches. Then you'll have 1lb, 6-legged pests hiding in your kitchen cupboards. |
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We should take advantage of their natural strengths and weaponize the chihuahua with chihuahua-launching trebuchets. Their reproduction rate and aggressiveness will bring our enemies to their knees! |
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