Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Chinese Water Torture Alarm Clock

Go ahead, snooze, it's just a few drips of water...
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But the camera tracks your forehead and ensures that every drip lands on it. Any attempt to hide under the pillows simply increases the flow.
mitxela, Feb 17 2016

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       That last 40 winks will cost you a waterboarding. Effective. +
whatrock, Feb 17 2016
  

       Wet dreams. [+]
AusCan531, Feb 17 2016
  

       IIRC the torture part of Chinese water torture wasn't the water. It was that the prisoner wasn't given any other water. So their whole world would become that next drop. Also TIL it's not wise to look up torture methods this early. I'm going to be depressed all day. How can humans do these things to each-other?
Voice, Feb 17 2016
  

       My cat would love it. +
blissmiss, Feb 17 2016
  
      
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