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Even at this Easterly time of year some of us
chocolate-addicted people can't get enough. If everything
that wasn't toxic was shipped with a layer of chocolate
between it and the packaging we'd be forever able to pick
bits off almost everything around us.
Imagine chocolate coated pens
to chew on, chocolate
coated
toothbrushes, chocolate coated alarm clocks, chocolate
coated chocolate, chocolate coated starships, chocolate
coated CD players.
But let's avoid chocolate covered manhole covers.
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I vote against this on the grounds that I am allergic to chocolate. |
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ill vote against this on the grounds that i like my teeth. |
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were it pure cocoa (bitter, caffeine-heavy), I'd vote for it, but if you're talking about that creamy, sugary crap that they push on us, I'll pass. |
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PeterSealy: Must I look at them?
Absterge: I'm with PeterSealy on this: Belgian or Swiss
chocolate must be used. |
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Top Ten things not to chocolate-cover: |
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8. The bones of the Elephant Man |
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7. Albatross (what flavor albatross?) |
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6. Web bulletin boards embracing outlandish ideas |
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4. Korean Bidets (too heavy task husband) |
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3. The bones of Calista Flockhart |
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and the number one thing not to chocolate-cover.... |
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1. Top Ten lists of things not to chocolate-cover |
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How about just chocolate packing peanuts? They can already make them into edible starch stuff. |
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Don't use Ice Magic self-setting Chocolate Sauce, especially on people. It shrinks as it sets, and brings all of the tiny, fine hair with it as it shrinks. |
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I think Rollerball should be coated not in chocolate, but in something else a similar colour. |
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globaltourniquet, I think we SHOULD cover child actors in chocolate. Deeply. And then bite their heads off. Yum! Marshmallow-filled! |
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How about chocolate-covered chocolate? |
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how about modular chocolate coats? Sold in sheets of varying sizes, say, 6"x6" to 5'x25', on rolls. DIY chocolate covering. |
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PeterSealy, I'm not sayin' nothin' till my lawyer arrives. |
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This is easy. Chocolate coat yourself! Voila, chocolate coated everything - from your perspective, at least. |
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Fellow chocolate-coaters would be double-dipped... mmm... |
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Baked; nothing's stopping you from chocolate-coating things yourself. |
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I think somebody should chocolate-coat chocolate-coated Egyptian cotton. |
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...and everyone gets a share. |
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