Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Christmas Ninjas
Elves for a new millennium
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Dressed in black from toenails to topknot, these secretive young lads and lasses slip silently into homes all over the Christian world on the night of Dec 24, delivering presents and goodwill to households and families.

They rummage around behind the cushions of sofas while they are there, pocketing loose change to fund their operations in a method that is devastatingly simple and incredibly profitable.

For the other 364 nights of the year they are employed as silent, invisible street vigilantes, minimising crime and honing their skills of stealth and subterfuge.


UnaBubba, Dec 22 2007



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       They've always been ninjas, it's just most people refer to them as elves - and they are martially trained in the arts of silent assassination, these skills normally being reserved for the boys and girls who've been naughty this year.

zen_tom, Dec 23 2007
  

       Hah. Those aren't ears! They're specially shaped throwing knives!

UnaBubba, Dec 23 2007
  

       I think everyone has had this idea at one time or another. (+) for posting it.   

       On a similar note, if you own a Nintendo Wii, try Ninjabread Man. I haven't bought it yet, but I'm bound to out of pure curiosity. According to many a gamer, the game is terrible, with people only buying it for the name and getting a cheap, fast and messed-up game.   

       That being said, the marketing seems like a scam/game from the Bakery. I wonder who thought to use is in the real world cough[po]cough.

Shadow Phoenix, Dec 23 2007
  


 
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