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Come the day of judgment, this is where you'll want to be... Oh, yes, believer!
Whether your ticket gets punched or not, on the day, you and yours will be safely in this massive gonflable cathedral, filled to bursting with helium.
We can even throw in a small leak in the choir stalls, if you want
a few more falsetto voices for the occasion.
Go to your maker in a pressurised, lighter-than-air bouncy castle. Yay!
Bugger!
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But none that float you and the congregation off to Valhalla [UnaBubba, Sep 08 2009]
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Hah! Especially if there's a direct route to the netherworld open under the doomed, too. Double whammy! |
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Oh great, no rapture, just the bends. |
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I like it. It would have to be a broad church given the weight of the parishioners, unless the elect were very select.
By the way, whereof is this a re-enactment? |
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[copro], perhaps, but you'll be "narced" to the point of shitfacery at the time. You won't feel a dang thing. |
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[19thly], I took the first miraculous ascension as precedent. |
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