Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Churn Signature Analyser
Ascertain meaning in your actions
 
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When someone comes in with perhaps a bit too much time and churns a group of ideas enough to be noticeable, this specific pathway through ideas might be called the 'churn signature'.

Because ideas are in effect tokenised knowledge representations, it might be possible to analyse what sort of thing was on the mind of the churner at the time, and what sort of thing generally motivates them.

If this doesn't work, you could always turn the result of the signature analysis into something like a horoscope or personality profile, or a tarot reading, or even iching - no, scratch that.

Also, the churn path might be able to be visually represented in some manner.


Ian Tindale, Jan 30 2007

Interesting, but I've been in that neighborhood before Halfbakery_20Metric_20System
[normzone, Jan 30 2007]



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       This might be interesting in some cases. Like the user who turned up and systematically churned most of the cigarette and condom ideas.

hidden truths, Jan 30 2007
  

       //iching - no, scratch that//
Very clever. Pun intended, or slip-of-the-finger?

neutrinos_shadow, Jan 30 2007
  

       A combined cigarette and condom - how's that gonna work?

boysparks, Jan 30 2007
  

       For the confused pole smoker.

Galbinus_Caeli, Jan 30 2007
  

       I've churned before, based on search results. For example, grepping for lobster returned some interesting ideas. As have various other words. But other times, you might browse via links (chaining connected ideas together) or through an interesting user's output. I must have missed this cigarette/condom thingy.

zen_tom, Jan 31 2007
  

       Is iching like aching, but in the eye?
By the way, hit random a few times, churn, and then read the tea-leaves.

Ling, Jan 31 2007
  

       In a similar vein, you should be able to construct detailed profiles of the educational level, interests, and delusional obsessions of everyone on the Halfbakery via an analysis of their ideas and annotations, possibly with a sub-analysis of our interrelationships, stalkings, bitter rivalries, and romantic engagements based on an analysis of the probability of a given Halfbaker annotating or linking an idea of another, normalised for frequency of posting and similarity of topic area with the Halfbaker in question's own interests, all resulting in, I imagine, Halfbakers and their interrelationships plotted within a sort of clever multi-dimensional graphical web-representation of domains of knowledge.

hippo, Jan 31 2007
  

       Yep.

Ian Tindale, Jan 31 2007
  

       I can't help it, but this idea has caused me to start singing a song from The Byrds in my head, over and over again.

zen_tom, Jan 31 2007
  

       Did you watch University Challenge on Monday night?

hippo, Jan 31 2007
  

       Nope, what did I miss?

zen_tom, Jan 31 2007
  

       That song from The Byrds perchance?

theleopard, Jan 31 2007
  

       Yes - and other Ecclesiates-related questions

hippo, Jan 31 2007
  

       Please picture a hazard-warning sign.   

       On the outside, the classic red triangle. On the inside, what is that thing? Some kind of Rorschach test?   

       Not quite. It's a silhouette representation of a knot of otherwise ingenious and loveable half-bakers on the verge of disappearing up their own bottoms. Now erect this sign prominently on all the approaches to this idea.   

       (I hope this anno doesn't make me a troll; I mean it kindly, and I admit to being one of those at risk).

pertinax, Jan 31 2007
  


 
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