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Clueflon

 Amazing new information-age material actually resists clue
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The cunning geniuses at CluePont have developed an amazing new material, Clueflon, which is able to resist clue. With Clueflon, clue just won't stick.

When woven into a seven-layer fabric, Clueflon is able to resist penetration of even the highest-bandwidth clue.

—mleech, Dec 12 2000

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       I expect you could sythesize such a material from my hair and scalp.
—centauri, Dec 12 2000
   

       Cue ball, looking much clearer.
—reensure, Dec 12 2000
   

       I thought the promotion to management already came with a lifetime supply of this.
—absterge, Dec 13 2000
   

       Should be relatively simple to engineer. I would expect that at the subatomic level it comprises a greater proportion of morons than cluons.
—UnaBubba, Feb 05 2001
   

       What?
—melanerpes, Apr 14 2001
   

       Quantum Mechanics humour.
—UnaBubba, Apr 15 2001
   

       Oh no! [melanerpes] got hit by overspray!
—phoenix, Jul 27 2001
   

       I've loved this idea since February 5, 2001.
—UnaBubba, Feb 07 2008
   
      
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