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Turn back the tide of healthy eating with a huge, wobbly jelly surmounted by a marzipan figure of the famous Anglo-Viking king, Cnut. Decorate the moulded ridges on the top of the jelly with melting, vanilla ice-cream and give the construction a gentle tap on the side to simulate the famous moment when
Cnut tried to stop the sea with a wave of his hand; thus proving that he was not all-powerful. Then pluck the figure from the top and bite his head off. Mmmmm!
Note: There is no actual roasting involved with this product but the pun was too good to be discarded. King Cnut
http://en.wikipedia...Legend_of_the_waves Entirely misunderstood. [DrBob, Oct 15 2006]
Nut Roast
http://www.recipene...eggie/nut_roast.htm Entirely delicious! [DrBob, Oct 15 2006]
So, not an explanation for that "burned beaver" taste, compared here:
Smokeless_20Cigarette [Shz, Oct 17 2006]
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Do I have to wear my fcuk Tshirt while I eat this delectable morsel? |
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I thought his name was pronounced like the amphibian, not the tree fruit. |
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Cnut: not the little man in the boat. |
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I thought this was a recipe for roasted genitalia. |
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Adds new meaning to "bushfire". |
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