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Codpiece Carryall

 and your keys won't fall down the elevator shaft
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Take your standard issue codpiece (or the XL version for you Texans) and put a zipper on it: keys can be attached to a hook on the inside, loose change for a good "jingle balls" joke... interesting place to put a cell phone.

The alternative to "pulling something out of your ass"

—FlyingToaster, Apr 16 2008

Cleaver Pants http://img138.image.../4742/spride0ro.jpg
There was a zipper in the tip of the...appendage [Klaatu, Apr 17 2008]

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       Reminds of Cleaver Pants®. (For those of you who missed the 60's/70's, here is a <link>)
—Klaatu, Apr 17 2008
   

       I read somewhere that ye olde codpieces were sometimes used for storage. Guys would pack around fruit, whip it out, and offer it to the ladies to nibble on.
—baconbrain, Apr 17 2008
   

       Celebrity spokesperson: Blackie Lawless.
—Noexit, Apr 17 2008
   

       sp. sporran
—DrCurry, Apr 17 2008
   


 

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