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Take your standard issue codpiece (or the XL version for you Texans) and put a zipper on it: keys can be attached to a hook on the inside, loose change for a good "jingle balls" joke... interesting place to put a cell phone.
The alternative to "pulling something out of your ass"
Cleaver Pants
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There was a zipper in the tip of the...appendage [Klaatu, Apr 17 2008]
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Reminds of Cleaver Pants®. (For those of you who missed the 60's/70's, here is a <link>) |
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I read somewhere that ye olde codpieces were sometimes used for storage. Guys would pack around fruit, whip it out, and offer it to the ladies to nibble on. |
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Celebrity spokesperson: Blackie Lawless. |
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