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TODAY'S NEWS HEADLINES
1) Orange President Bad (Color his face orange)
2) Socialist Candidate Good (Color her halo yellow)
3) War is Peace (Color the bombers dropping flowers
4) Thinking For Yourself is Bad (Color person with glasses
and a book all
coloring books are back in a big way, only
difference is grownups are using them. They calm the
nerves of having to live in the most prosperous, peaceful
time in history or something. I'm guessing they go well
the Xanax, Zoloft or other Soma drugs that are popular
Newspapers are dying because the information contained
therein is more efficiently distributed by digital means.
Enter the coloring newspaper. You get the stories of the
day, plus a box of crayons.
Yea, you can do a digital version of that as well but...
Always appreciate appreciation.
[doctorremulac3, Feb 16 2019]
||//Supposedly coloring books are back in a big way// Uh, I
seem to recall that wave passing by about 8 years ago.
||Suddenly I realized I was behind in my knowledge of the
latest fad's comings and goings. I waited for the wave of
shame to wash over me.
||I'm going to start charging admission for post annotations.
Bun or Bone, nobody gets out for free.
||Bun or bone Max, what say ye?! (Yea, that's gonna work.)
||Colour-in is cool, so a color-in US border wall would be
good, especially if it's life size. Puce, I'm going for
||//Bun or bone Max// Have this bun, sponsored by
||And a page to colour for the bottom of Polly's cage.
And 'This Page Intentionally Left Blank' for wrapping fish.
Oh, and a page of origami patterns (scissors come with pack of crayons when you purchase a yearly subscription).