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Comfort Fungus

Lighter weight and easier to transport than comfort dogs.
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Just a little petri dish with your pet fungus to bring with you when flying.
doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2016

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       Can they bark? Can they cuddle and lick and steal your food? Can they catch a ball in their teeth and go jump in a lake?   

       I think not. Your fungus is of no use to me. I'm giving you a [-] for this. Sorry. I haven't given a [-] for a long time. Maybe even years. But you have warranted one. Maybe even two. [-] [-] .
blissmiss, Mar 05 2016
  

       //Can they bark? Can they cuddle and lick and steal your food? Can they catch a ball in their teeth and go jump in a lake?// Just give MaxCo. a few years.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 05 2016
  

       Simple and economical yet unsatisfying. Besides, your pet rock would get jealous.
whatrock, Mar 05 2016
  

       Not as much fun as Tribbles.
8th of 7, Mar 05 2016
  

       //Can they bark? Can they cuddle and lick and steal your food? Can they catch a ball in their teeth and go jump in a lake?//   

       Ummmm... I'm going to sayyy... yes.
doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2016
  

       Now wait, when you say "Cuddle" does it need to cuddle back to count? Because you can cuddle fungus. You can also jump in the lake with it. It will process food.   

       Cuddle Fungus sounds like a character in some dickens novel.   

       But seriously, if you have a comfort dog that makes you happy that's great. Just kidding around.
doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2016
  

       the category is baffling.
po, Mar 05 2016
  

       lichen is the way to go
po, Mar 05 2016
  

       Cue fungus puns:
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 05 2016
  

       //Cuddle Fungus sounds like a character in some dickens novel.// Funniest thing I've read all day.
blissmiss, Mar 06 2016
  

       :)
doctorremulac3, Mar 06 2016
  

       // Cue fungus puns: //   

       Odd ... we expected those to mushroom.
8th of 7, Mar 06 2016
  

       Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?   

       Because he was a cheerful person.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 06 2016
  

       Before anyone asks, it's not funny if you have to explain it.
8th of 7, Mar 06 2016
  

       You mean right now?
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 06 2016
  

       What advantage this, over meditation moss ?
FlyingToaster, Mar 06 2016
  

       It will grow in the dark.
8th of 7, Mar 06 2016
  

       Yes, but so do piles.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 06 2016
  
      
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