Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Compulsory demeaning trading names
Software company makes a security bug they have to adopt a demeaning trading name..
 
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It will not have escaped my fellow half-bakers that some software makers have no sense of security. Everytime a big bug is found they have to change their name to "Lordy, Ain't Our Software Fuller Of Holes Than a Piece of Swiss Cheese Corporation" , or something like that, for a period of time decided by the court and only payments made out to that name will be processed by the culprit's bank. Seems like a pretty cheap way to try and encourage makers to try a little harder. What do you think?

morrison_rm, Jan 10 2004

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       //"Lordy, Ain't Our Software Fuller Of Holes Than a Piece of Swiss Cheese Corporation"//   

       you get a croissant from me just because that made me laugh so much......++

babyhawk, Jan 10 2004
  

       Sounds like a "punish all who do X," but I just noticed that phrase has been removed from the help file so nevermind.

krelnik, Jan 10 2004
  

       <obligatory> Sounds like it might be pre-baked. I mean, "Micro-soft"? Really now. </o>

Laughs Last, Jan 10 2004
  

       What exactly is the point of this? Because people don't know that (oh for example) Microsoft's products tend to be buggy and not very secure?   

       Besides, if they change their name, how will you know to avoid their products? (This would be a special problem if extended to something like the cola industry where every company in the world would henceforth be called Producer Of Dubiously Flavored Flatulence-Inducing Teeth-Rotting Fluid.)

kropotkin, Jan 10 2004
  

       i'm really keen on "stinkydeath" brand cigarettes.

trinityX, Jan 10 2004
  

       Perhaps they should have "(formerly X)" at the end of the demeaning name - e.g. "Our chief executive, when asked how he could justify the claim "nutritious" defended this by claiming that our meals "provide nutrition" (formerly McDonalds)"

hippo, Jan 11 2004
  
      
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