Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Confectioner's Concrete
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Too many hands required, for all of the crap necessary at the movies?

Confectioner's Concrete is a sticky, sugary substance, incorporating Coke, Pop Rocks, M&Ms, popcorn and Jaffas. Guaranteed to rot teeth, if it doesn't break them, you pay your money and get 5 swings with a carpenter's hammer. Whatever you manage to break off is yours, for a buck or so.

Just add kids.


UnaBubba, Apr 04 2005

Great big bar http://www.greatbig...f.com/candybar.html
UnaBubba, these guys could help you make it, and aren't you glad your kids can't see this? [ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 05 2005]

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       I was thinking the name might refer to it on the way out, rather than in.

AfroAssault, Apr 04 2005
  

       Made of rock candy, perhaps?

DrCurry, Apr 04 2005
  

       That sort of thing, Peter. I took the kids to the movies on the weekend. Very messy, with all of the crisps, drinks, ice cream and crap.

UnaBubba, Apr 04 2005
  

       [ConsulFlaminicus], that kid in that link sure has a shit-eating grin, if I ever saw one.

AfroAssault, Apr 05 2005
  

       I've never really understood the term "shit-eating grin".   

       Who decides what is a "shit-eating grin" and how did they recognise the first one they see, if they've never seen anyone grinning and eating shit?

UnaBubba, Apr 05 2005
  

       //Who decides what is a "shit-eating grin" and how did they recognise the first one they see//
I've never understood the term either, but after that link I'm pretty sure I understand.

AfroAssault, Apr 05 2005
  
      
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