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Find the gene in cannabis that produces THC. Splice it into E.coli
(the common bacteria that inhabits everyones gut). Contaminate
yourself. The E.coli exudes THC and you now have a continuous stream
of THC entering your system, making you high as if you had eaten
cannabis. If you want to stop,
take Tetracycline to kill off the
E.Coli, and restore the normal E.coli from yogurt.
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I find just popping along to the off'ie works fine for me |
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I'll take it! Croissant from me, although it is half eaten (I had the munchies) |
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You make it sound so simple. |
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Any cures for cancer, perchance? |
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Mix yogurt with cancer cells. Yogurt creates anti-cancer antibodies. Eat yogurt. If desire to have cancer returns, simply take antibiotics to kill off anti-cancer antibodies. |
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You still get the croissant, because that idea is more elaborate than anything I ever thought up while baked.. well, except for some whack-ass bongs |
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Let me know when the clinical trials start, jtgd |
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