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Corndog Grenades
Grab it by the stick, light, THROW!
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I like the idea of exploding corndogs. <image of Arnie, striding through 'Badasses Camp', lighting corndogs with a cigar butt and tossing them left and right>.

Explosives have been portrayed in movies as looking a certain way. We have an image of red sticks of TNT with smoking fuses embedded in our minds.

I realise we are less likely than ever to see real explosives, since the War On Terror began but I would love to see some of the world's nastiest things (Corn Dogs, Hash Browns, Big Macs, Krispy Kreme donuts, Cannoli, et al) represent explosives. We might think twice before stuffing them in our mouths, if they remind of us of danger.

Your heart will thank you for it.


UnaBubba, Oct 04 2004

Whstling Corn Dogs http://www.halfbake...tling_20Corn_20Dogs
Inspiration? [DesertFox, Oct 04 2004]

Laserfurterator http://www.halfbake...dea/Laserfurterator
[UnaBubba, Oct 07 2004]


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       Some inspiration. Combined with not a little guilt over the food that ends up on my plate at my 4-a-week breakfast meetings that I cannot eat if I am to maintain my weight and reduce the effects of my diabetes.

UnaBubba, Oct 04 2004
  

       Call 'em bangers.

FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004
  

       These snacks are da bomb!

krelnik, Oct 05 2004
  

       Pop Rocks got it right.

UnaBubba, Oct 07 2004
  

       Laserfurter guided corndog grenades.

half, Oct 07 2004
  

       I still think you should patent your laserfurter idea. They'd sell like crazy at those gigantic Christian get-togethers you guys have everywhere, if they had cutesy prayers and shit written on them

UnaBubba, Oct 07 2004
  

       "...and give us this day our daily (corn)bread(ing)"?   

       C'mon, you don't seriously think there's any potential in that idea, business-wise.

half, Oct 07 2004
  

       All God's chill'uns...

UnaBubba, Oct 07 2004
  

       Would health-conscious products (light/lite foodstuffs) constitute tracers/blanks/dud rounds?

vigilante, Oct 07 2004
  

       Corn dogs are bad enough for humans, do they have to explode too? You're just trying to get my vote. It worked. +

sartep, Oct 07 2004
  

       //C'mon, you don't seriously think there's any potential in that idea, business-wise.//   

       Yes, I do. Go to email.

UnaBubba, Oct 09 2004
  


 
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