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Strap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Goggles are stares, without shame. |
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They would have to have a large protuding hotness sensor, say six inches long, jutting out of the goggles somewhere between and above the lenses. |
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Perhaps you could get an inflatable penile implant put in your nose? It should be effective in your imitations of a Dicknosed Beerswillingteen, [AYB]. |
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// They should have some goggles where a person can wear them when they're drinking. // |
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That sentence should be shot and left to die at the side of the road as an example to others. |
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Unfortunately these aren't those glasses. These are 'magic' glasses that reverse the 'beer goggles' effect (whereby the more beer is drunk, the more attractive the opposite sex-or whoever - becomes). |
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Although...if when wearing these glasses, you absorb some kind of sexual-repressing hormone, that wouldn't be magic. That would be crap. |
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As for stopping before you the lines of pretty/ugly become blurred? That wouldn't be fun. |
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"My name is not Jinbish and I am an...." |
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// So why don't you just stop drinking before you can't tell the difference? // |
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Would that it were so. This is a tough one to explain to someone who hasn't gotten totally tossed while out rubber-neckin'. |
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Oh, callow youth! That I should ever have again the chance to make amends, these weary shins chance take me once again over paths well-trod and recognise the road that leads to other outcome. |
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Takes the fun out of the morning after |
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