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A small conveyor belt in the crack in the couch would run into a box whenever it senses pressure on it. It should know what's on it according to the weight. Perhaps it could announce whether it's just picked up change, the remote, a tissue, or an unknown object. Coin roller optional.
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Oh man I was hoping for a conveyor belt to bring me everything I possibly need to the couch for infinite laziness. |
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Oh, great. A voice from the crack. |
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I seem to remember a peristaltic/self cleaning couch idea, but can't find it. |
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Doubles as a treadmill. The couch potato has no excuse. |
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Fabulous! One of my least favorite chores, digging for gold in the sofa crevices. I turn up lots of change though. |
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