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Has simply pouring milk got too dull for
you?
Do you need to revolutionise your dairy-
related doldrums? If the answer is yes then
the Cow Carton is for you!
You can now experience the full pleasure of
milking a cow - except theres no mud, the
milk is ready pasteurised, the udder
unscrews
and theres NO COW!
Fill with milk from ordinary cartons, screw
the udder onto the bottom so it is acessible
whenever you need it.
Market_20Udders
similar enough to be redundant [xenzag, Aug 30 2008]
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My experience is limited to milking a goat several times over one weekend while house sitting for a previous employer. Based on that experience, I predict low sales. |
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yes, but this is completely different - the
udder just unscrews, for a start |
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no, i think a realistic mamary (if maybe a little higher flow rate than a single nipple) that screws onto the carton or jug would be even better. Upturn with one hand and dispense hand metered spurts. "Cream? Good, one squirt or two?" Even better it could act as a warmer/foamer bringing the refrigerated milk to 96F and adding a slight foam. Place it back on its "udder" base and let it reheat. Never again a cup of coffee ruined by the chill of cold milk. |
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thats a great idea - you could have the
heaters contained in the legs! |
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