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Cow Freshener

Air fresheners for cows
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Cows smell really bad, especially when wet. I'm proposing an air freshener that hangs around a cow’s neck like the old bells did. It would contain a compound that absorbs methane (and general cow smell) and releases a pleasant scent like strawberries.

This town smells like a cross between wet cows and skunks when it rains here. I hate cows except when it's dinnertime.

We have air fresheners for everything else (cars, houses, toilets, cat boxes), so why not cows?

Katt, Sep 15 2003


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       I'm a farmer and I really don't don't like when city people start in with the farmers. We have it a WHOLE lot harder than you do, and we take all this critizsm.
dickity, Sep 15 2003
  

       Might I suggest some sort of hickory smoke sauce?
UnaBubba, Sep 15 2003
  

       I wasn't intentionally attacking farmers.   

       And I agree, farming is very hard work. I used to milk my grandfathers cows and help him durring harvest season (He owned 1 tractor and most of the work was done by horses and manual labor, he thought new machines took the pride out of farming). Granted, it wasn't a big industial farm, you could walk the perimeter of the fields in an hour. That doesn't change the fact that cows smell.
Katt, Sep 15 2003
  

       //:That doesn't change the fact that cows smell:// what are we supposed to do about this??? are you gonna make everything in this world wear a air freshener??
dickity, Sep 15 2003
  

       Ahaha bloody brilliant (and funny) :)
NeoPiter, Mar 01 2005
  

       [dickity] - No, but I would support active carbon noseplugs.
wagster, Mar 01 2005
  

       Methane is completely odorless. The main scent associated with it is from hydrogen sulfide.
Aq_Bi, Mar 02 2005
  


 

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