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Airbags have saved many lives since they were introduced.
The next generation of safety devices deploys a large canister of marshmallow, to cushion car occupants in the case of a crash. It will also taste good, when you slam into a sheep-sized, raspberry marshmallow with your mouth open.
Best
of all, emergency services personnel merely have to douse you in hot chocolate, to free you from the wreckage and squashed confectionery.
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If I found a woman trapped in a giant marshmallow and I had anything chocolate to pour on her, I would never set her free. |
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Sorry, UB, but the question needs to be asked - how do you get a sheep-sized raspberry marshmallow into a canister? |
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Marshmallow & chocolate? How about the S'mores extrication kit? Break open a box of graham crackers and call the local girl guides. |
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I'm afraid you'd have folks crashing their cars just for the sugar rush. |
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Oh, just stuff it in under pressure, with a lot of CO2. The gas will expand once you back the pressure off, inflating the marshmallow... like shaking up a can of Coke. |
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Would there be an option for a diabetic version? |
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Diabetics- Hypoglycemics would begin to pass out, crash the car, and be brought back by the sugar. It could be a life saving event. Hyperglycemics would just be royally screwed, especially if they had to eat their way out. |
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Yeah, hyperglycemics would be fine after the crash but pass out trying to eat their way out. Of course, they could just sleep it off and try again a couple of hours later. Maybe it would act like a tranquilizer to reduce the effects of shock. |
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