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Crazy Schlong Man Suit

 Tensile body suit with electrostimulatory synthetic penii on the main joints.
 
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palms
forehead
chin
elbows
knees
top of the feet
heels
shoulder blades
stegasaurus spine

If only for a good halloween costume. :)

—daseva, Sep 12 2009

http://20.media.tum...eOaVDdfbbo1_500.jpg Do you really want to click on that? [tatterdemalion, Sep 13 2009]

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       Sold in a "His and Hers" pack with the accompanying "Crazy P- - wait whyamirespondingtothis? [-]
—DrWorm, Sep 12 2009
   

       I'm giving a bun because I'm sure someone would buy it, but do you think you could motorize the penii so they expand and contract in a soothingly hypnotic manner?
—Eggplant, Sep 12 2009
   

       That is a viable setting. So is the one where the extensions coordinate with the degree of excitation of your own penis/vagina.
—daseva, Sep 12 2009
   

       What would the Vagina do? Start excreting fishy juices?
—Eggplant, Sep 12 2009
   

       Spent much time in 2nd life lately?
—jutta, Sep 13 2009
   

       This sounds like a load of balls.
—Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2009
   

       EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tatterdemalion, a major ewwwwwwwwwww!!!
—blissmiss, Sep 13 2009
   

       Jesus wept, [tatters], that's just wrong!
—UnaBubba, Sep 13 2009
   

       He's got a double chin.
—Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2009
   

       Doctor: "I'm afraid you have a bad case of genitalia, Mr Daseva."
—UnaBubba, Sep 14 2009
   

       Oh jeez, is that a fallacy or a phallusy?   
      
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