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Creepy Weirdo Book
A book for creepy weirdos.
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Everyone has seen tourist backdrops, wherein tourists insert their faces to be photographed in a humorous context. The precise name for these eludes me.

This book for creepy weirdos has a variety of backdrops on each page with a strategically placed cut-out. Said weirdos can sit anonymously in public places holding the book in front of them. Once they have identified their desired target, and a backdrop that appeals to them, they move the book so that the face of the unsuspecting person is placed into the context of the page.

Once the face has been scaled to the page, weirdos can enjoy the illusion of control they have over others.


rcarty, Apr 14 2008

Stand-Ins http://www.incredib...s.com/standins.html
is what these are called. [jutta, Apr 14 2008]

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       Thinking you'll get more mileage making the backdrops humorous and targeting this to children. or maybe I'm ust a creepy weirdo.

DrCurry, Apr 14 2008
  

       Get your face off my page, you, you, you... interposeur!

james_what, Apr 14 2008
  

       It's stalkerific!

Noexit, Apr 14 2008
  

       Stalkerotic, even.

qt75rx1, Apr 14 2008
  

       I'm crushing your head!

nomocrow, Apr 14 2008
  

       As great as this sounds, how are you going to isolate each page so that you can see through the hole? I mean, if you're sitting there with your book covers all bent backwards and a single page stretched in front of your face as you peer through it... well, let's just say your not fooling anyone, and you might wanna just go back to touching yourself. Until the exact mechanics are worked out: [+/-]. Excellent idea though.

daseva, Apr 14 2008
  

       I figured there was a hole through the middle, [daseva], or the backgrounds where arranged to have the head somewhere directly over the top of the page.   

       [+] Does it have to be called the "Creepy Weirdo Book"? Why not the "socially inept but otherwise really great guy once you get to know him book"?

MikeD, Apr 14 2008
  

       I'd like that car in Creepy Weirdo Bookcover Camouflage Fleshtone Pink please.

james_what, Apr 14 2008
  

       What does the victim see if he glances at the book (with wierdo's face showing through the hole)?

dbmag9, Apr 14 2008
  

       Probably a creepy weirdo.

rcarty, Apr 14 2008
  

       Needs a better name, but otherwise ++ (I'm allowed an extra croissant, but no one else is)

xenzag, Apr 14 2008
  

       Where's Weirldo?   

       Right up till the end, I had a horrible feeling about the purpose of the hole in that book.

BunsenHoneydew, Apr 15 2008
  
      
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