h a l f b a k e r ySugar and spice and unfettered insensibility.
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Utilize the convenience of a freezer, with the same technology used to keep severed heads alive with the cryogenic home freezer. It might be work to keep up, but you can keep your meat and other frozen items fresh for days, or generations. Even freeze the family dog if the need arises.
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Or better yet, just their heads. Then if they misbehave at Uncle Pete's birthday party, you can set them down on the floor and whistle for the dog. |
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