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How do you inspire your kids to exercise?
For the boys: I think a treadmill plugged into an Xbox whereby the object of the game is to beat an opposing virtual runner has been baked (or similar). I would add a porn reward. If you win by a small margin a cheerleader bends over & picks up your towel,
revealing a boobie. If you win by a large margin she picks up someone else's! ;-)...
For the girls: Keeping away from the little male perverts should keep them lean.
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or you could feed the greedy little pigs less. and save money at the same time. |
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low-fat bun for the laugh. |
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How about a cure for re-treads? |
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Interestingly enough this idea was followed on the recent page by another called "Hidden Fridge". I haven't checked it yet but it may well be a better solution to this problem. |
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