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Custard Breast Implants

They should be about the right consistency
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Much less "toxic" than silicone implants and less likely to cause recipients to believe they are suffering neural or connective tissue disorders.
UnaBubba, Aug 28 2009

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       poor baby could get concussion if not very careful.
po, Aug 28 2009
  

       ...but would get an early and welcome taste for the yellow stuff.
coprocephalous, Aug 28 2009
  

       Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb...
UnaBubba, Aug 28 2009
  

       Refillable ...... ?
8th of 7, Aug 28 2009
  

       This and "flavored nipples" should keep the boys at the bakery busy all weekend. (And well nourished as well!)
blissmiss, Aug 28 2009
  

       wouldn't the custard get rank?
vfrackis, Aug 28 2009
  

       //wouldn't the custard get rank?//   

       Only if it shows extraordinary leadership qualities, especially in the field.   

       I don't think it should, if you make it with inert, UHT milk.   

       Anyway, it wouldn't matter, unless you plan on drinking it.
UnaBubba, Aug 28 2009
  

       Rice pudding would be interesting.
skinflaps, Aug 28 2009
  

       Lumpy, if you ask me...
blissmiss, Aug 28 2009
  

       How about ballistics gelatin?
DrWorm, Aug 28 2009
  

       Does it count as custard?   

       I'm also concerned at the likelihood of introducing prions into the body through the use of gelatin.
UnaBubba, Aug 29 2009
  

       //I'm also concerned at the likelihood of introducing prions into the body through the use of gelatin//
Do you think I should lay off the jelly babies?
coprocephalous, Aug 29 2009
  

       <pinches a lime one>
po, Aug 29 2009
  

       //Do you think I should lay off the jelly babies?//   

       Not if they're gainfully employed and productive. Is the wrestling still popular?
UnaBubba, Aug 29 2009
  

       In general, I'm anti- cosmetic implants. However, I can suspend that stance for the sake of entertainment.   

       Assuming it is as sterile and sealed as possible...what happens to custard at various temperatures? Is there any danger of consistency changes?
XSarenkaX, Aug 31 2009
  

       Possibly, if it's banana custard.
UnaBubba, Aug 31 2009
  

       yum.
blissmiss, Aug 31 2009
  

       // //wouldn't the custard get rank?//   

       I don't think it should, if you make it with inert, UHT milk. Anyway, it wouldn't matter, unless you plan on drinking it.//   

       The important question is, as with silicone, what happens if the thing leaks? When that happens, any bacteria that make it into the implant can live and multiply in it. So you would have a lot of rank custard in the affected tit. Which could poison you and generally become a lot worse than leaked silicone.
Bad Jim, Aug 31 2009
  

       I assume you mean custard custard; uncooked imitation custard would tend to reduce wobbling during periods of strenuous agitation, which may be good or bad depending on one's point of view.   

       In the unlikely event that I'm ever in the market for breast implants, I'd want air, simply to reduce the effort needed to keep the damned things up.
spidermother, Aug 31 2009
  

       please tell us you'll get little valves emplaced as well for the classic "honk honk" sound when squeezed.   

       (okay it does seem to make a fair amount of sense to have a precision moulded plastic, inert-gas filled insert)
FlyingToaster, Sep 01 2009
  
      
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