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Now they've fired up the LHC I can launch this product.
It's a bitter, intensely dark chocolate, at 99.9999999% cocoa mass. Rich, dark, warm and expensive, it's the stuff the rest of the universe is made from.
Willy Wonka, you're a Belgian genius!
http://en.wikipedia.../Galaxy_(chocolate)
[hippo, Sep 16 2008]
Just for the record: non-Belgians can learn about particle physics too
Parallel_20Universe...ans_20Like_20Myself
God and his Particle most definitely chose to be Belgian. [django, Sep 16 2008]
Copenhaagen-Dasz Ice Cream
Copenhaagen-Dasz_20Ice_20Cream
Dark Matter would be an ideal topping .... [8th of 7, Sep 16 2008]
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Is most of the bar missing? |
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No, it's there... you just can't detect it, it would seem. |
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(Cuts down on manufacturing and transportation costs) |
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"[Jb]! Have you just eaten my chocolate?"
"Yes. But I couldn't help it. I tried to run away but the chocolate is so dark that it bent timespace in such a fashion that no matter where I ran, I always appeared next to it. I *had* to eat it!" |
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To follow on from [Jb]'s Human League theme, won't it swallow all the shops? |
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Every bar of Galaxy chocolate (link) comes with a free, undetectable bar of Dark Matter |
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//Willy Wonka, you're a Belgian genius//
Well, of course Swiss chocolate is pretty good too, and has the advantage of being closer to the LHC, so the hadrons in it will be that much fresher, so they'll not be past their half-shelf-life by the time they get to you. |
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Lavishly Hedonistic Chocolate! |
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I'm asking royalties on this stuff. |
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Should be supplied wrapped in an Event Horizon ... [+] |
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Crunch! I think I just bit into a black hole. + |
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Hcnurc ! I think a black hole
just bit into me. + |
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Mmmm, I notice some striking differences between the CoppenHaagen-Dasz Theory and the Many Whirls theory. It may be that the LHC seperates the seeds from the rind,so to speak. |
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little pulsar nibbles:
one small packet weighs 5000000000
tons! |
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Physicist A: "Hey, the LHC caused your Dark Matter bar to occupy the same timespace as my peanut butter!" |
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Physicist B: "Whoa, the LHC made my peanut butter occupy the same timespace as your Dark Matter bar!" |
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Both, looking at camera: "Why can't we taste anything?" |
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Announcer: "Two great tastes that taste great together. Eventually. Theoretically." |
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The Higgs Boson: Biscuit underneath, dark chocolate on top, and the smashing orangey bit in the middle .... |
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"If you can't get it, it may be the end of the world, you know!" |
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"Kids! Every bar has little bubbles of real space embedded in it!" |
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