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Dark Matter, The Chocolate For Geeks

 "Oh my God, it's full of Higgs Bosons!"
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Now they've fired up the LHC I can launch this product.

It's a bitter, intensely dark chocolate, at 99.9999999% cocoa mass. Rich, dark, warm and expensive, it's the stuff the rest of the universe is made from.

Willy Wonka, you're a Belgian genius!

—UnaBubba, Sep 15 2008

http://en.wikipedia.../Galaxy_(chocolate) [hippo, Sep 16 2008]

Just for the record: non-Belgians can learn about particle physics too Parallel_20Universe...ans_20Like_20Myself
God and his Particle most definitely chose to be Belgian. [django, Sep 16 2008]

Copenhaagen-Dasz Ice Cream Copenhaagen-Dasz_20Ice_20Cream
Dark Matter would be an ideal topping .... [8th of 7, Sep 16 2008]

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       Is most of the bar missing?
—theircompetitor, Sep 15 2008
   

       No, it's there... you just can't detect it, it would seem.   

       (Cuts down on manufacturing and transportation costs)
—UnaBubba, Sep 15 2008
   

       "[Jb]! Have you just eaten my chocolate?"
"Yes. But I couldn't help it. I tried to run away but the chocolate is so dark that it bent timespace in such a fashion that no matter where I ran, I always appeared next to it. I *had* to eat it!"
—Jinbish, Sep 16 2008
   

       To follow on from [Jb]'s Human League theme, won't it swallow all the shops?
—coprocephalous, Sep 16 2008
   

       Every bar of Galaxy chocolate (link) comes with a free, undetectable bar of Dark Matter
—hippo, Sep 16 2008
   

       //Willy Wonka, you're a Belgian genius//
Well, of course Swiss chocolate is pretty good too, and has the advantage of being closer to the LHC, so the hadrons in it will be that much fresher, so they'll not be past their half-shelf-life by the time they get to you.
—coprocephalous, Sep 16 2008
   

       Lavishly Hedonistic Chocolate!
—4whom, Sep 16 2008
   

       I'm asking royalties on this stuff.
—django, Sep 16 2008
   

       Should be supplied wrapped in an Event Horizon ... [+]
—8th of 7, Sep 16 2008
   

       Crunch! I think I just bit into a black hole. +
—xenzag, Sep 16 2008
   

       Hcnurc ! I think a black hole just bit into me. +
—monojohnny, Sep 16 2008
   

       Mmmm, I notice some striking differences between the CoppenHaagen-Dasz Theory and the Many Whirls theory. It may be that the LHC seperates the seeds from the rind,so to speak.
—4whom, Sep 16 2008
   

       little pulsar nibbles: one small packet weighs 5000000000 tons!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 16 2008
   

       Physicist A: "Hey, the LHC caused your Dark Matter bar to occupy the same timespace as my peanut butter!"   

       Physicist B: "Whoa, the LHC made my peanut butter occupy the same timespace as your Dark Matter bar!"   

       Both, looking at camera: "Why can't we taste anything?"   

       Announcer: "Two great tastes that taste great together. Eventually. Theoretically."
—Canuck, Sep 16 2008
   

       The Higgs Boson: Biscuit underneath, dark chocolate on top, and the smashing orangey bit in the middle ....
—8th of 7, Sep 16 2008
   

       "If you can't get it, it may be the end of the world, you know!"   

       "Kids! Every bar has little bubbles of real space embedded in it!"
—UnaBubba, Sep 16 2008
   

       Vacuum packed?   
      
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