Deep Sea Archival Service (by pirates)

The costs of storing large amounts of paper documentation soon adds up when you realise how much space it all takes up. This service stores paper documentation where it's very far from most normal risks such as fire or squirrel ingress.

This business service offers to store archival documentation in the deep ocean. As the documents are placed on conveyor belts leading underwater, the pressure causes all the data on the documents to be compressed down to a fraction of their normal size.

Consequently, and despite the fact that there's essentially no storage space problem under the ocean anyway, the storage space problem is alleviated - all the archives are compressed down to the size (but not shape) of a pea. Retrieving an archived document from the depths expands the data back to how it started.