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Special service directed at the denizens of trailer parks.
Hourly tornado warning bulletins
Liquor advertisements
NASCAR,
College football,
Jerry Springer,
Home improvements for less than $5,
Simpsons re-re-re-reruns,
1,000 recipes for cooking with hot dog franks,
Roseanne
Barr's beauty hour,
Crappy gadget home shopping channel
World's dumbest police chases...
Looking for programming ideas to add to this list...
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Fun With Duct Tape,
Drunk Truck Racing,
How Many Kids Can I Possibly Have and Neglect--The Gameshow,
Beer Hour with Jethro,
101 Uses For A Shotgun,
Shall I go on? |
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The Generation Game. Not the Bruce Forsyth/Jim Davidson version, but a panel-based gameshow where contestants work out how many different ways 2 people are related |
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call it "2 degrees of separation". |
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The Dale Earnhardt Hour of Prayer |
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Who Has the Highest Hair? |
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History's Greatest Lottery Drawings |
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Pedant Police Bust Live (Your Honor) |
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And what's the difference between this and regular daytime tv, your honour? |
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[Potatostew]: the lunchtime news, your honour |
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This Old Dirt Floor
Judge Jed
Sabrina, the Teenage Grandmother
Lynch Mod Squad
Blind Family Reunion
Who's My Daddy?
Buffy the Possum Slayer
Spit City |
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// Sabrina, the Teenage Grandmother // |
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That is *very* funny, thank you. |
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Must of missed this one first time round.How about...
WWF: Mud.
WWF: B'ars.
WWF: Hogs.
Oh, and the Dukes of Hazard of course.
<chuckle> Sabrina, The Teenage Grandmother!</chuckle> |
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//How Many Kids Can I Possibly Have and Neglect--The Gameshow//
Sounds a little risque if you ask me.
GLOW - Glorious Ladies of Wrasslin' (was real in the 80's, don't know about now)
Guess the number of REAL Teeth - a gameshow
"Yall ain't gonna belive this" story hour
"How'd you says..." the show that talks right!
"Watch this!" (a lot like MTV's Jackass, but southernized)
Beastiality Today
Incest Today
Love Thy Neighbor (a COPS type show that tracks cheating spouses)
Tour de Outhouse
Muddin'
Church Hunting (I live in the south and have 5 churches in a mile radius of my house and they are starting construction on 2 more)
Snipe Hunting
any fishing show that is currently in production. |
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Junkyard Wars ("Hey! I saw that first!") |
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The Young and the Pregnant |
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Tooth Care
From 'possum to Fixin's
The Young 'uns and the Arrested
Damn Yankees
The Gravy Channel
Fishin' fer Dollars
Snake Handling Gospel Hour
Moonshine Makin'
Mobile Home Shopping Network
The Ex Files
The Banjo Channel
Eight Ain't Enuff
This Old Outhouse
Kwitchyerbellyakin' |
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Changin' Trailer Parks,
Shoppin' Fer Plants Fer The Garden With A Shovel
101 Uses For Thet Busted-Ass Impala In Yer Driveway
Home Wrestling Hints And Tips (This week, Hitting
your common-law wife where bruises won't show)
The Law And You (How to prepare a submission
in an apellate court for a clemency appeal to the
Governor for a stay of execution) |
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RE: my last anno. Saw that they really are going to have something similar to Love Thy Neighbor. They track a suspected cheating spouse and show the film footage to the non-cheating member of the relationship (as well as the tv audience). Then they have both parties in a room together and let them talk it over (fight it out). Reality TV, what they gonna think of next... |
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Hire hitmen to whack someone, then follow them around with a HandyCam? |
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Bob's your uncle...and your brother |
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Fleetwood Suburbia on 2 bucks a day (travel)
Mullet Makeovers (fashion)
The Magic of Pork Fat (cooking)
Mommy, Why is my forehead so big? (children's educational)
Dumpster Diving for Fun and Profit (entrepreneurial) |
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For kids education:
How to
count to 23: Fingers and
toes. |
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