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Desktop Oven
Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. | |
A small oven, discreetly disguised as a stack of CDs in their cases, in which one can bake a very small batch of cookies, right there at your desk for the ultimate morning snack to go with your coffee. Comes with an 8-digit security code, to prevent cookie burglars making off with your morning snack.
Drive
your workmates crazy. The smell of cookies baking at your desk would be... well, indescribable.
Baked(!)
http://www.thinkgee...uff/41/ezbake.shtml
The description suggests you can make "caffeinated meatloaf" in it. [hippo, Jan 28 2008]
Not Baked(!)
http://www.thinkgee...&cart.x=32&cart.y=5
It's an April Fool's joke from the same crew that brought us SnuzNLuz alarm clocks, probably snatched from our very own Penalty Alarm idea. [UnaBubba, Jan 28 2008]
desktop microwave
Popcorn_20Microwave
Basically I like your idea, and want mine to sit right next to yours on everyones desk [evilpenguin, Jan 28 2008]
The pizza version
http://web.archive...._2f4_20Pizza_20Oven
Gone in the crash of '04, but caught in the Internet Archives [lurch, Jan 28 2008]
Pentium 4 Easy Bake Oven
Pentium_204_20Easy_20Bake_20Oven
[RayfordSteele, Jan 29 2008]
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I'd be frightened to leave my desk, come back 30 minutes later and it's empty. |
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Fixed. Security feature added. |
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Smile and wave to the autoboner, boys and girls. |
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This is crazy and cool, so get me one and I'll bake your bun at my desk (+). |
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"Caffeinated meatloaf"! WTF? |
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One of the wedding shows did an episode where the guy loved Mountain Dew so much, he had Donut filling made from the syrup. I can only imagine caffinated meatloaf uses similar strategy. |
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I think this would drive me as nuts as my coworkers. I don't need to be smelling cookies all day, and attracting attention to an oven in my cubicle would get me in trouble. CD stack would fool no one. |
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A while back I had a coworker who baked cookies at his desk. He did not hide his little oven, though. It was a great pleasure to pass by his desk, and if you happened to at the right time, he was not indisposed to sharing his delights. |
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Needless to say, we all miss him. No one else seems to have the temerity or something to carry on his legacy. |
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What happened to him? Was he sacked, baked, electrocuted, beaten to death, cooked and eaten... ? |
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He moved on to bake his cookies at another job with greater opportunity and higher pay. |
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You know, I will have all of his old friends for the price of a mini-oven and much cookie dough. I wonder if they are worth it. |
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I want the desk next to yours... better tell me the code though... umm... in case you're out and the cookies start burning... yeah that's it. |
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Hook it up to an Acajoom autoresponder, so it notifies a selected mailing list when they're cooked. |
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I need the construction model. Disguised as...uh...um, toolbox maybe. |
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//The smell of cookies baking at your desk would be... well, indescribable.// |
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Here, let me try. Smells like, let's see now, baking cookies? Hmm, yes, I think that's pretty much spot on. |
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Wow, you are sooooo imaginative! |
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Thanks! I'm always here to lend a paw. |
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[+] I like [DenholmRicshaw]'s idea for USB control, but I don't think USB would provide enough power. Better make it a SCSI device mounted in one of your computer's disk drive slots. When you click the Cookie icon on your desktop, a little tray slides out. |
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Can't we just convert my work pentium box into an easy-bake oven? |
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//When you click the Cookie icon on your desktop, a little tray slides out.// |
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Isn't that for your coffee mug? |
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<obligatory pun that everyone already thought of but couldn't be bothered to say because they knew everyone already thought of it, but some of us have more free time than others>But I've disabled cookies on my system </opteatobcbbtsbtkeatoi, bsouhmftto> |
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Hah! Thanks for the laugh, [gt]. |
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I would put this next to my little desk top microwave oven disguised as a paper stack, my desk top refrig, disguised as a second computer tower, my desk top sink, disguised as a small table lamp, my desk top gas range, disguised as a box of tissues, and my desk top toaster, disguised as a computer speaker, next to my handy larder, disguised as a filing cabinet. Of course, I am a micro-chef disguised as a computer draftsman. |
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[Blisterbob] and your Inbox cleverly disguised as a wastepaper basket. |
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And a mat under your desk, which doubles as a bed? |
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and the desktop itself, which everything's glued to, flips over and becomes a pool table... |
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