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Now those jeans I like! Hey, whatre these tiny pants hanging on the label?
Digipants. You havent heard of them? Theyre big on the West Coast.
They are cute same color and cut as the jeans. Is it some Barbie thing?
No, its an accessory for body adornment. You pull them on two of
your fingers. Im not kidding, theyre in stretch fabric and you close the little fly.
Coooell. Like an extra pair of legs attired in matching leggings. Why does this pair have two sets of Digipants?
Thats for when youre together with someone. You and your boyfriend, who has also bought pants with Digipants, switch one of the pairs, and you each wear a pair of his Lilliputian pants on your index and middle fingers and wear one of yours on your ring and little fingers.
Ah, so were together, side by side even when were not. Now all I need is to find some pink shoes that match my manicure.
These should fit.
[skinflaps, Oct 05 2004]
||"Let your fingers do the walking", sorry couldn't resist.
...am I not surprised it's you, FarmerJohn?
...would I want these?
||If you own pink shoes, yes.