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I learned, painfully, to use nunchaku many years ago with a hardwood set (signed by the late Pat Morita) ...which I may or may not still possess given their illegality in my jurisdiction.
These message-signalling mobile 'phones (where you jiggle the unit above your head and it appears to spell out
Hi!, or some such inanity aimed at some disinterested babe / hunk / fellow desperado on the other side of a crowded club) seem wholly inadequate to me.
What's needed, if you want to send a decent sonnet or a bit of Valentine's Wagster Chaucer across a room is a bit of *area*, such as the large circular area that results from rapidly twirling nunchaku.
It would also be possible to program the LED display to form a large set of lips blowing a kiss, a picture of a rose or a puppy - or a large copy of your latest report from the clinic attesting to your STD free status.
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Let me guess, you are single, right? |
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No, middle-aged grumpy old married fart actually :) Would never use this device myself, it's just a twirl of fancy - taking something as silly as a mobile phone message signaller and poking fun at it by taking the concept to an extreme. Plus it gave me a chance to name-drop, in a pathetic attempt to link myself to someone famous. |
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I haven't tried twirling nunchaku in a club, but I expect
that 20-stone bald bloke with the bomber jacket and the
radio in his ear might have something to say about it. I
would futher suggest that if you are using them to
broadcast soppy messages in pseudo middle english, a
word from the aforementioned goon may hurt a bit more
than it might otherwise. |
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Properly dressed, in a peach and lime Elvis disco suit and twirling a set of fluffy white fur nunchaku creating red letter love poems in the air.... who's going to touch you? [Sillie queynte] :0) |
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Sounds Suitable for a Electric Six video. |
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