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Many supermarkets require patrons to "rent" a trolley by putting a coin into a slot allowing the trolley to be detached from the rest of its herd.
It is necessary to take the trolley back to the start point to retrieve the coin.
But for the asocial and terminally idle, why not buy a bag of disposable
trolley tokens ? These small disks, of exactly the same shape as the coin required to release a trolley, are sold in bags of 100 at a very low price; they are made of a cheap material such as recycled plastic or cement.
To use, simply insert into the release mechanism, then after shopping and checking out, load up your vehicle, abandon the trolley, and just drive off.
If there's a slight slope on the car park, even better. Aim for a BMW. They won't be expecting it .....
Slug (coin) at wikipedia.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slug_(coin)
[phoenix, Sep 28 2009]
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what supermarkets should do is pay you to use them... say you return the trolley get your original £1 plus 20p bonus. |
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plenty of people abandon them anyways: not worth the 25c to return; let somebody coming in pick it up. |
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{Removes monocle} You mean some people reuse pound coins?! Fascinating! |
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So you invented the slug? |
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Foreign coins are good to keep for his purpose, it guarantees you've always got a reusable coin. |
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Better still, trolleys should be privatised. I do not know why the government has to get involved in such petty matters. Sell off the whole trolley system and allow each respectable family to purchase one or more trolley for their own personal use. |
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//Better still, trolleys should be privatised// |
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Oh come on, thats a stupid idea. Trolley release coins would then descend to the lowest common denomination. |
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if all customers were tagged with a belt with an attached slug / £1 coin thingy then they would need to return the trolley to the proper place to be detached from their tagged belt - they could also be monitored for shoplifting, inappropriate behaviour, money wasting, clothes that don't fit/look good, attempting to purchase cream buns for the overweight, cigarettes for people coughing/wheezing, booze for the under 16's... |
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I figure my $2 coin that I leave in the trolley will go to someone's anti-social habit. Who the fuck could be bothered wheeling a trolley 200 metres for $2? What a waste of time and energy. |
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$2? Man, that's better than recycling. Why aren't these in America? |
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...Oh... because it's better than recycling, and we hate our poor. |
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