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Unscrew the top and a large, spring-loaded tongue pops out like a novelty toy. Unscrew the bottom and insert the can in the mouth opening so that the lips form a seal around it. Turn on the alternately blowing and sucking fan and adjust the panting speed to your breathing.
Keep the tongue wet with
water or spit. Enjoy a cool day at the beach ogling the babes/hunks.
Not sure it adds much to this, in terms of effect
[DrCurry, Jul 05 2005]
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||I can pant at babes without this.
||Ah. Was expecting pet clothing. Shouldn't this also come with cartoon sound effects, say from The Mask?
||Does this mean I no longer have to breathe for myself?
||Being from the UK, I was expecting underwear for a dog, which would not be a good idea I think!!...I'm bunning this as I would imagine that the ladies would love this as they love being panted at. For the lazy panter this is a must :)