Most door breaking (from what I've seen in the movies, and it's more often a guy) takes one of two forms - (1) the guy kicks it hard right about where the deadbolt is, or, (2) the guy gives it a full shoulder right along the opening edge. Visualize how they do it, and we can form a plan to avenge the death of our beloved door.

Method (1). The legs open up and assume a certain posture which has an, er, awkward opening which will last through the breakthrough. (Boys will certainly remember from their schoolyards how awkward this posture can be.) The door too knows it. As it is getting splintered under the sudden pressure, an array of chiseled splinters springs off in that general direction. Ouch!

Method (2). The body contact usually at shoulder height and lasts through the breakage. Instead of giving in at the deadbolt, it gives in instead at a fault line just a few inches from the edge. It's not a straight fault line, nor does it rip slowly - it is jagged and springy, designed to quickly reach into the shoulder that's pushing the door with excessive force.

To demonstrate that you are not so callous, the door then calls an ambulance. Until the ambulance arrives, it reproduces the ambulance siren.