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When someone rings your doorbell, they are instantly photographed and the image is attached to an email and sent to you, at work or wherever you may be.
A reply email could then be sent to your doorbell containing any one of a number of commands, but I imagine the most useful would be an ‘unlock
door’ command, although ‘squirt water’ could be quite good fun as well.
The practical applications of this would be that you could let plumbers, electricians or delivery people into your house on a pre-arranged day/time without having to stay home from work. If a member of your family locked themselves out it would be handy too. Or if you’re away on holiday and one of your children is having a party you could see everyone who was arriving at your house. It could also simply be used to check up on people to see if they called when they said they did, or to catch burglars who, I imagine would ring the door before attempting to break in.
As technology advances there could probably be the facility to include facial recognition and WAP notification to your mobile phone.
Watchtower
http://www.watchtower.org
J.W. version [stupop, Dec 19 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Watchtower
http://www.reasonto...cks/watchtower.html
Jimi / Bob version [stupop, Dec 19 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]
IcePick
http://www.icepick.com/doorbell.shtml
Baked - doorbell takes photos and posts to web [admin note: This link is defunct. The IcePick project has ended.] [goodie, Dec 20 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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why don't you just have webcams monitoring your house all the time? that way you could pre-empt doorbellringing, and squirt them with water as the reach for the bell, or as if pressing it causes the squirting. That I would find funny. I think there might be a small problem with timing though. |
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We have a camera mounted on the front of our house. It helps to identify clients and choreograph the arrival and departure of people if we think there may be a reason for them not to see each other. |
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I would probably invest in this technology, if it could be baked. |
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There are already systems that can send a call to your mobile when your front doorbell rings so, if you set up a webcam, as lewisgirl suggests, you can just dial up your webpage (using pogo or somesuch) and see who's there. So that part of the idea is bakeable (and probably baked already in Finland). The remote door activation shouldn't be a problem either, just a matter of sending a return signal, I would have thought. |
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[bliss], invite them in. Introduce them to the halfbakery. They'll stop trolling the streets and they can't be any more weird than some of the kooks we get in here. |
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Most of your annual income? Perhaps you need to get a large, angry dog. Put it in a sack and biff it a few times, then open the sack, making sure the first thing it sees is a JW, godbothering in your street. |
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or your partner, if it bothers you that much. Speak to po and thumbwax, I think. |
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I've always wondered whether Jehovah's Witnesses were for the prosecution or the defence, and what exactly it was that Jehovah actually _did_. |
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I'm amazed at how quickly a Jehovah's Witness conversation has come about from a doorbell idea. |
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[bliss], they're still getting over bad relationships. |
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[stupop], surely it would have made more sense if it was an idea about a watchtower? |
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UB, that would be the Jimmi Hendrix doorbell, yes? |
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have a friend/mentor at my parents' church, who is a little on the eccentric side (if brilliant); a pair of Jehovah's Witness-types knocked on his door once, he asked them in, gave them coffee and spent the afternoon trying to convert them. |
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*grin* evil of him.. but fun... |
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er, nothing to say on-topic i'm afraid *blink* but i like the idea |
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[Dr Bob], [UB] - How about a "watchtower" at the end of your driveway in the form of sensors that can detect Jehovah's witnesses (as well as horsemen and barefoot servants) and issues a warning noise that sounds like howling wind. You could then set your growling wildcat on them to chase them away. |
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//they're still getting over bad relationships//
<Rant>I'm done getting over a bad relationship, have been for a decade. I just want my daughter unbrainwashed, my stuff, my money - ($100,000 + and counting) down the toilet, a lawnmower with a rusty blade, and a splinter-free cool-handled pitchfork with rusty tines to poke the opportunistic greedy proof-there-is-no-god beeyatch with just for the halibut. That's all.</Rant> |
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oh lordy. can you say the word 'bitter'? |
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Lock her in a witchtower, have JW's visit three times a day, for eternity. |
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good idea [dr bob] of adding mobile tech. too. Pics sent to ur pic phone of people ringing your doorbell. Very bakeable, very practical. We have a winner!! |
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Dammit! - I'm actually looking for some way to make a wireless doorbell repeater so we can hear the doorbell when we're at the end of our garden, and a Google search just led me back here. |
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