Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Where life imitates science.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


                                 

Doormat Marked "No Trespassing"

For those who don't want to welcome anyone
  (-1)
(-1)
  [vote for,
against]

As a variation on the theme, "No Solicitors" should also be available on a doormat.
Vernon, Dec 26 2016

No Trespassing! http://www.sportsma...6JE66mY8aAprH8P8HAQ
[whatrock, Dec 26 2016]

'Oh no, not you again' doormat https://images-na.s...i-YEGnL._SX355_.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2016]

Doormat Marked "No Trespassing" http://www.rakuten....rmat/245094197.html
[MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2016]

[link]






       Baked.
whatrock, Dec 26 2016
  

       Why not just leave a dead trespasser on the doorstep? Then you don't even need to buy a mat.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2016
  

       Just brick up the front door, then no one will bother you again.
xenzag, Dec 26 2016
  

       Those two links are unnecessarily verbose. All I posted about was a simple "No Trespassing". There's no need for the message to be nasty.
Vernon, Dec 26 2016
  

       //unnecessarily verbose//   

       [Vernon], you do realize that the word "verbose" comes from the same root as "Vernon"? The words "pot", "kettle" and "black" spring inexorably to mind at this point.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2016
  

       //unnecessarily verbose// As opposed to necessarily verbose?
xenzag, Dec 26 2016
  

       A "Trump Lives Here" doormat should deter all normal people, but the downside is that it would attract all kinds of retards, racists, perverts and low life scum.
xenzag, Dec 26 2016
  

       [xen] is merely hiding her love for Trump behind this facade of vitriol.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2016
  

       This is my benign reaction. The real vitriol is not suitable for a place of delicate personalities like the half bakery.
xenzag, Dec 26 2016
  

       Doormat should say "Don't tread on me." But that's probably baked just like this idea.
the porpoise, Dec 26 2016
  

       Very, very, very, little Trespassing
popbottle, Dec 26 2016
  

       as we forgive those who trespass against us... and may God help those trespass-ish souls. They need it.
Amen.
  

       //delicate personalities   

       Sp. delicate personality disorders.   

       Of course, I am completely normal.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2016
  
      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle