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Scary cereal marketed to jumpy people who need to lose weight.
Nowadays people are getting fatter and fatter, and there
seems to be no viable solution. NO MORE! Dreaded
is a scary cereal marketed for anxious, tubby people. It
works on two levels;
1) Whilst eating a bowl of dreaded wheat, people will
shake/jump out of their seats with fear - burning
important fat globules.
2) Eventually, they will be conditioned to avoid eating
most important meal of the day', thus losing weight.
It's a win-win situation!
Q) How will wheat scare someone?
A) Carefully mixing scary shapes, with movement from
beneath the milk, and 'psycho' sound effects from the
wheat has never been more terrifying!
Q) Why would anyone in their right mind buy this?
A) Peer pressure.
Q) When I'm anxious, I eat chocolate to calm me.
A) You're a lost cause.
[JesusHChrist, Apr 16 2014]
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||I was thinking make the individual shredded wheat strands
really long and let them dread together like dread locks.
You could add honey and bees wax. When I was a teenager
I let my hair dread up by just not combing it for a year. It
grew in some pretty scary shapes.
||Given the relationship between wheat and gluten, I might be tempted to call this WKTE. Stir in the associated health issues cause by gluten in one's diet and it might even justify a "Baked!" status!
||This seems to be somewhat like *magic*. How is
there movement beneath the milk? Needs
explanation please. The GMO wheat is scary all its
||//How is there movement beneath the milk?//
||What a grain in the butt that would be. I think I'd sheaf it alone.