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Drinking Boots
These boots were made for walkin' and eatin' and drinkin' and... | |
Sometimes it's difficult to find something to drink from, if you're camping or hiking. This often necessitates lying down, head down, near the water so you can take a swig from the river. It's hard to keep an eye out for crocodiles and such, when you're in this position.
Drinking Boots solve this
problem, giving you a waterproof receptacle that you can fill with water and drink from, heartily.
"But", I hear you think, "that means I'll get a bellyful of water that smells like foot odour and hiking socks and sweat". Not so fast, Tonto. The Drinking Boot has a removable liner that keeps the toejam in with your foot, and the interior of the boot clean and dry.
Our new flameproof models can even be used to cook in. Just string the laces over a bar above the fire and toss in your soup or stew ingredients. Stir occasionally, then eat with the KFS set concealed in the sole of the right boot. First aid kit provided, in the left bootsole.
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..and all the rabbits, squirrels and bears peek through the lush vegetation in curiosity as old Jack glugs moonshine from his left boot and stirs a bean broth with his right... |
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Isn’t this what hats are for, especially x gallon cowboy hats? Don’t know if you can cook in them though. |
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Much like having a boot and a plastic bag to hand. Except for the cooking bit. Did you know that you can boil water in a carefully folded piece of paper? - the water keeps the paper too damp to ignite. You can also eat your leather boots if you're starving. It doesn't help, but you can. |
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//You can also eat your leather boots if you're starving// |
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I've got a old pair of Dr Martins, if anyone is peckish? |
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I must admit, I find the idea of a Cooking Hat more attractive. |
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Fun. Good for the foot fetish-ers out there. |
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Are foot fetish-ers into hiking boots without feet in them? |
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If you go to put your hiking boot on and find a foot in it then you may have strayed onto the set of a porn film. |
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//Are foot fetish-ers into hiking boots without feet in them?// |
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I think some enjoy the idea of feet having been in shoes. Hiking boots probably carry a lingering smell no matter how many layers are between skin and shoe. |
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I guess these would smell like last night's Chili con Carne. |
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Like the idea +, but alll the taking on and off would tire me out, how about hiking boots with straw built in to the sole. An extendable tube allows you to enjoy your liquid refreshment while keeping a close watch for crocs. A quick blow before beginning should clear any tread upon contaminants. |
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