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Ref. Famiglietta ( General Auto ).
A pizza-crust like composite material, to form cars, trains, busses, bicycles, skateboards, rollerblades, etc., all completely eatable, for convinience, safety, social and democratic thinking and awareness.
Like horses, sleighhounds, camels.
Sincerely,
Sirau
29.12.2004
Composite material's UFO's cereal.
http://www.chowhoun...om/quisp/quisp.html
Like horses, sleighhounds, camels. But sweeter. [Amos Kito, Oct 21 2004]
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And you calender is off. By just a smidge. |
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Omigod - a working time travel machine! But I'm at a loss as to how making transport edible, even if remotely possible, would lead to convenience, safety, social and democratic thinking and awareness. |
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I'm not quite sure where "UFO comes in. Unless they've developed some kind of edible super helicopter that I don't know about. Made out of brownie. With nuts. |
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UFO = all kinds of transport? |
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and it has something to do with danish pastry. |
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How would having an edible skateboard lead to "social and democratic thinking and awareness?" |
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I think there's an idea buried in there somewhere. |
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blissy, Princess Anne has one.. |
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she was fined £500 when it bit someone and then over xmas it killed one of her mother's corgi's. |
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someone = a 12 year old apparently and it has been put down. |
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it has been put down, the dog I mean, not the 12 year old OR Princess Anne |
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And today it transpires it wasn't the same terrier after all, but a different one. Which means Anne has TWO uncontrollable, dangerous dogs. I can't help thinking that no-one on a council estate would have been allowed to keep either one! |
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Anyway, back to the idea. |
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Convenience: save time by breaking off a chunk of escalator on your way to work.
Social Awareness: Look at that poor Homeless Person eating the escalator. We should do something to help him.
Democratic Thinking: Hey, if he has a right to eat the escalator, so do I!
Safety: "Bastards!" opined Eric as he plummeted fourteen stories to his death. Someone had been eating the escalator again! |
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Like Homer's hallucination in a Simpsons episode, where everything was made of chocolate (dogs too). |
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Alright, [egbert], I offer a counter explaination. |
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Convenience: Pick-up dinner on the way home is less of a bitch.
Social Awareness: Gross - dinner was just walked-over by a royal bitch.
Democratic Thinking: Wait a minute - it was a PRINCESS' bitch - WHERE AM I?!
Saftey: I just called the princess' bitch a bitch, and now I'm someone's prison bitch.
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The story of a man that got deported as a sick prank ... |
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Cheech & Chong's "Up in Smoke" featured a van made of marijuana. I guess you could eat that..... in which case this idea would be quite 'baked'. |
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(random churning) and finally, the calendar is correct. |
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