Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Eatable UFO's in Commuter System

Commuter system made entirely of eatable materials
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Ref. Famiglietta ( General Auto ).

A pizza-crust like composite material, to form cars, trains, busses, bicycles, skateboards, rollerblades, etc., all completely eatable, for convinience, safety, social and democratic thinking and awareness.

Like horses, sleighhounds, camels.

Sincerely,

Sirau

29.12.2004

sirau, Dec 29 2003

Composite material's UFO's cereal. http://www.amazon.c...Boxes/dp/B001EQ4B2M
Like horses, sleighhounds, camels. But sweeter. [Amos Kito, Oct 21 2004, last modified Mar 06 2012]

70.000 usd space opportunity. http://www.gizmag.c...craft-tested/18816/
launch to 2.800 meter's, and abort. - mision. [sirau, Jun 06 2011]

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       sp: edible   

       And you calender is off. By just a smidge.
Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003
  

       Omigod - a working time travel machine! But I'm at a loss as to how making transport edible, even if remotely possible, would lead to convenience, safety, social and democratic thinking and awareness.
DrCurry, Dec 29 2003
  

       I'm not quite sure where "UFO comes in. Unless they've developed some kind of edible super helicopter that I don't know about. Made out of brownie. With nuts.
Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003
  

       UFO = all kinds of transport?
po, Dec 29 2003
  

       and it has something to do with danish pastry.
po, Dec 29 2003
  

       How would having an edible skateboard lead to "social and democratic thinking and awareness?"   

       I think there's an idea buried in there somewhere.
Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003
  

       blissy, Princess Anne has one..
po, Dec 29 2003
  

       she was fined £500 when it bit someone and then over xmas it killed one of her mother's corgi's.   

       someone = a 12 year old apparently and it has been put down.
po, Dec 29 2003
  

       it has been put down, the dog I mean, not the 12 year old OR Princess Anne
po, Dec 29 2003
  

       And today it transpires it wasn't the same terrier after all, but a different one. Which means Anne has TWO uncontrollable, dangerous dogs. I can't help thinking that no-one on a council estate would have been allowed to keep either one!   

       Anyway, back to the idea.   

       Convenience: save time by breaking off a chunk of escalator on your way to work.
Social Awareness: Look at that poor Homeless Person eating the escalator. We should do something to help him.
Democratic Thinking: Hey, if he has a right to eat the escalator, so do I!
Safety: "Bastards!" opined Eric as he plummeted fourteen stories to his death. Someone had been eating the escalator again!
egbert, Dec 29 2003
  

       Like Homer's hallucination in a Simpsons episode, where everything was made of chocolate (dogs too).
ldischler, Dec 29 2003
  

       Eric? thats terrible.
po, Dec 29 2003
  

       Alright, [egbert], I offer a counter explaination.   

       Convenience: Pick-up dinner on the way home is less of a bitch.
Social Awareness: Gross - dinner was just walked-over by a royal bitch.
Democratic Thinking: Wait a minute - it was a PRINCESS' bitch - WHERE AM I?!
Saftey: I just called the princess' bitch a bitch, and now I'm someone's prison bitch.
  

       The story of a man that got deported as a sick prank ...
Letsbuildafort, Dec 30 2003
  

       It'sa meat ah bus!
it sobad, Dec 30 2003
  

       Cheech & Chong's "Up in Smoke" featured a van made of marijuana. I guess you could eat that..... in which case this idea would be quite 'baked'.
TIB, Dec 30 2003
  

       (random churning) and finally, the calendar is correct.
david_scothern, Dec 29 2004
  

       Democratic : a couple of years wages, and you're off into Space !! - see new link.   

       The 'UFO' is a ref to a danish cartoon, of travelling in a spacecraft, entirely made out of 'frozen nougat ice-cream',,, :-) 'rejsen til saturn', by claus deleuran, or so,..   

       And, a one pizza on top of another, is in Copenhagen listed as a 'UFO' menu choice option. Shrimps, ham, and hot tomato sauce stuffing, inside the two.
sirau, Jun 06 2011
  

       //Sincerely,
Sirau
29.12.2004

— sirau, Dec 29 2003//
  

       Is [sirau] related to [el dueno]?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 06 2011
  

       would not this lead to a lot of over fed people who don't do enough walking [Americans]. just what the planet dose not need more of.
j paul, Jun 07 2011
  

       Au contraire; they can't run away when it's time to round them up and convert them to soap, diesel oil, and bonemeal fertilizer.
8th of 7, Jun 07 2011
  
      
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