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Economic Policy Panties

for the sex-sated, curious adult
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After waking and bathing, you walk to your room, go to your top drawer and carefully unfurl, and appreciate your favorite Christmas gift this year.

As the different industries find ways to overcome home bias only to subsequently find each new home to be something which requires increasing bias, their moves, and the reasons behind them are printed on your panties. As the base fabric of the panties is varyingly adulterated with different materials in proportion to availability arising from a change in cost brought on by a fuel tax, your skivvies have the skinny.

Labor costs up in Bangladesh? Taxes higher in India? Looks like that dye house just moved to Pakistan.

Finally you know why the batting surrounding the elastic waist filament is coming from Vietnam rather than Mexico this year. Now you can look smarter and sexier than your holier than thou DIY hipster friends/offspring who only buy domestic underwear, or, worse, make their own.

It is all printed in dry, opaque, obfuscated economic speak on your tangas, boyshorts, g-strings, thongs or bikinis.

Available in an assortment of fabrics and colors.

fishboner, Jan 05 2013

economic bra http://www.npr.org/...s-new-branomics-bra
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       I never even read this one yet, i went straight to bun after reading the word panties. get it, panties tee hee!!
Brian the Painter, Jan 05 2013
  

       Then I read it. hmm... not good. But did you see the "bone this" pic? I saw it and immediately thought of you.
Brian the Painter, Jan 05 2013
  

       Thanks for your pic. I really appreciate it. For some odd reason it gave me a dream of slavoj zizek getting it reverse cowgirl from a large, hard-working, darker gentleman who seemed to be doing it for the money.   

       As for slavoj, he was making some kind of point.
fishboner, Jan 06 2013
  

       Funny that's exactly who I was thinking of too. with his sunken eyes and hairy palms. slavoj zizek, what a guy!
Brian the Painter, Jan 06 2013
  

       So much did I enjoy your link for my eyes only, I am dedicating my next invention to you.
fishboner, Jan 07 2013
  

       cool, I'll take it!
Brian the Painter, Jan 07 2013
  

       Well, they always say hemlines rise with the economy.
RayfordSteele, Jan 07 2013
  

       //Well, they always say hemlines rise with the economy.//   

       In some neighborhoods, the opposite is true.
fishboner, Jan 10 2013
  

       Are they available in Keynesian and Hayekian variations?
smendler, Jan 12 2013
  

       //Are they available in Keynesian and Hayekian variations?//   

       of course they are. And true to fashion in general, you never which is up and coming. I hear the Keyensian variety are now being manufactured in Japan.   

       I guess they want to finally pay homage to that which actually developed them from a defeated, nuked wasteland, to a world economic power in two decades.   

       Hard to see how they dumped lost decade economics for that.
fishboner, May 17 2013
  

       //defeated, nuked wasteland   

       A bit like east London, probably around Stratford.
not_morrison_rm, May 18 2013
  
      
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