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Have you ever been in a situation of burning
hunger while sitting on the toilet, but
knowing you cant satisfy your appetite till
youve done your business? Could you use a
snack while you crap?
Now all you have to do is reach for the loo
roll - made of edible ricepaper, and in 6
different
flavours (plain, mint, chocolate,
orange, strawberry, lemon and coffee), this
is
the solution to all your problems. Not only
that, its softer than most types, and very
absorbent.
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I was expecting you to suggest toilet paper which you ate and proceeded to wipe your anus from the inside. Clearly this was not your intention. |
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There's a little of the gross out in this this of course, and i don't recall being particularly hungry on the bog. Then again, were this in a public toilet it would be free food. This would be OK if it were dispensed from a tamper-free container. I also envisage the provision of condiments in soap dispensers, though this would mean savory toilet paper. |
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you'd really really need a supply of wrapped & disposable cutlery to go with it. you are not warned to "now wash your hands" for no reason you know and this includes the early stages of loo visits after touching door handles and seats etc. |
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yuk, someone please pass me a receptacle in which to throw up. |
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chocolate chip flavour doesn't sound very soft! |
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I generally visit the toilet without bringing my hands into contact with anything. The chief way in which this idea could be improved is to change the flavour of the paper. Otherwise it's fine. |
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What a strange {{{idea..}}} |
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please don't tell us your idea on how to fix the dry-mouth problem |
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I can honestly say this has never been a problem for me, have you tried the texure to paper yet? It may change your opinions. |
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You might try having something to eat BEFORE you enter the bathroom, or remodel your house to put the bathroom next to the kitchen with a little door to the snack cabinet whilst you are in there. (How long do you stay in there?) |
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//Have you ever been in a situation of burning hunger while sitting on the toilet, but knowing you cant satisfy your appetite till youve done your business?// - eh, thinks for about a millionth of a second, - NO! |
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Numerous anecdotes point to the British army's early military success as a consequence of eating and shitting, or burying the dead, in two seperated geographic locations. Although they falsely believed it was odour that made you ill, the upshot was that trench-gut was not as prolific in the British armed forces as it was for their enemies. |
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The Afrikaans have a wonderful saying: "Moenie op jou eie stoep kak nie". Loosely translated means: "Don't shit were you eat". It may be that this shared sentiment is the reason the Anglo-Boer war lasted so long. |
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I would imagine that, for obvious reasons, the reverse would apply. |
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I have a suggestion. You have a facility which closely resembles a public toilet, with cubicles, stalls, women's and men's sections, pans, urinals, sinks and all the rest, but without actually being a toilet facility. The taps provide beverages rather than water, the "toilet paper" is edible, the soap dispensers carry condiments but the actual processes with which toilets are normally associated do not occur. Meanwhile, there is another facility which is restaurant-like in layout, with tables, chairs, napkins and the like, but it's actually a toilet and no eating actually goes on in there.
That way, you can have your edible toilet paper without either the hygiene or the yuck factor, and satisfy both sets of needs. |
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have your toilet paper and eat it! |
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One of the bizarre things about this country (UK) is that, in times of crisis, toilet paper is the product that people seem most keen to stock up on. If the toilet paper were edible and flavoursome as well then it would reduce the strain on food supplies in these times. People would only have to stock up on toilet roll and, when armageddon fails to arrive yet again, they could eat it, thus reducing food wastage. On this basis, rather than the original premise, I give the idea one double-ply, croissant flavoured sheet. |
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if you made it taste like marmite then supples would go 50% further in times of crisis. |
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that sentence seems composed of one pun after another, sorry. |
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As someone on here pointed out to me at some point somewhere, you can grow oyster mushrooms on bogroll, so in a sense the idea is baked. Watercress too. |
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// can grow oyster mushrooms on bogroll // |
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What, like fresh bogroll, or..... well..... mushrooms kind of grow well in compost ..... moist, decaying organic materials ..... so you mean ..... no, forget it, we don't want to know. Seriously, WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ! |
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I cringe at the thought of people who eat meals while sitting on the throne let alone eating the other consumables in the room. |
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